Earl of Chazwich

The Chaz does not stray far from the American diet. Chocolate Hostess donettes, gummi sharks, and strawberry applesauce all wrapped up in Wonder Bread to keep his hands clean while shopping for wolf themed apparel on the Internet.






Rather than suffer an immediate and accute case of early on-set diabetes, The Chaz burns off his Chazwich with some excersize. After a Chazwich, blasting the hip at Burnside is actually safer than sitting still.


-L